"...he shaved the faces of gentlemen
who never thereafter were heard of again..."

Or, better yet...

"Here's a politician so oily
It's served with a doily,
Have one."

"Put it on a bun.
Well, you never know if it's going to run."

from off camera: "Is it safe?"

When do I get Secret Service protection? I feel like I'm about to get whacked.

Mike Huckabee readies himself for a shave from barber Sweeney Todd.

Actor Dan Hedaya in the makeup trailer for "Alien Resurrection," wondering if he should get his back shaved before his death scene.

(He didn't, BTW. Scariest shot of the whole movie.)

TO: Stephen Green
RE: Captian Submission

"Did you say your name was Robespierre or Sweeny?"

Regards,

Chuck(le)

iz rdy fur wtrbrdng

iz not torchur

(I've been reading too much ronpaulcanhascheezburger.com.)

TO: Stephen Green
Re: Second Submission

"Are those all ears in that display cabinet?"

Regards,

Chuck(le)
P.S. For the uniformed, Vietnamese barbers were [in]famous for cutting off the ears of their enemies.

"Babtism in the Church of Gilette"

Argh...typo.

"Baptism in the Church of Gillette."

'What're you a fixin' to do with them scissors, Sergeant Carter?'