Obviously the last line originally read "Call Virginia or Charity"

Yes, but what do you imagine a SPERM SPECIAL might be?

TO: All
RE: Think This Is 'Bad'?

You should have seen the photos from the latest San Fran Street Fair.

Homosexual acts performed on the streets of San Fran in broad daylight in front of children.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[How much longer, oh Lord?]

Chuck,

That stuff happened at the Folsom Street Fair not the "San Fran Street Fair." While it is still pretty freaking gross, your exaggerating when you say it was out in public in front of children(TM). There isn't a soul in this City who doesn't know to stay away from that place if they aren't "partaking" in the festivities. If there were children there, which I have a hard time believing, someone brought them and should be beaten (however, if they went to the Folsom Street Fair, they were probably looking for a good beating in the first place).

Second, you make it sound like this an epidemic with the approval of the citizens of San Francisco, when in reality, the Folsom Street Fair is a fringe event that most of us find repulsive. There are 20 other street fairs in this city throughout the year that attract regular people who only wish to hang out with friends, make new friends, drink beer and listen to music.

Maybe Steve can help me out with this one as he used to live here too.

Looks like "CHRISTY" in the last line lost it's S to make SPERM out of PERM.

Looks like a good demonstration of why most signs with movable letters are up high where you need special equipment to change the letters. Someone -- not someone associated with VodkaPundit, I hope -- rearranged the letters, just as sherlock said, to make a crude but funny message.

You folks need to get your minds out of the gutter.
Clearly, this is sign of a resurgence in the demand for whale products.

Since there's such a thing as goat poop coffee I considered the possibility that there was such a thing as a sperm facial... but clearly, "Chris" became "Chri" to put an "S" on "Perm."

Am I bad because I called the number? Shockingly, Virginia said there wasn't a sperm special, although if I brought flowers all bets were off.

Ha!

Actually, I thought they were trying to say "special perm" and ran out of letters (which happens). I've seen some pretty weird attempts at abbreviation on reader boards.

Then the above acute observers pointed out that there does seem to be an S missing from the bottom line. ;)

What else is there to do in Fort Stockton? Drink yourself to death? (I used to live out there when I went to school. Ain't much to do there.)

TO: TF6S
RE: Soooo....

"That stuff happened at the Folsom Street Fair not the "San Fran Street Fair." " -- TF6S

...what's the difference, if any, between the Folsom and San Fran Street Fairs?

"Zombie’s new photo essay is now online, for better or worse, with a highly appropriate content warning. Don’t click through to the essay if you aren’t prepared for this one, because it confirms everything you might have heard about the Folsom Street Fair, San Francisco, September 30, 2007 Part 1." -- LGF

See....

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=27364_Zombie-_Folsom_Street_Fair_Orgy&only

Regards,

Chuck(le)

P.S. It looked pretty much to be on-the-street-before-anyone/anychild....

Chuck,

I'm not defending the Folsom Street Fair, but it is in a pretty remote part of town where you literally have to want to be there to be there. You won't "happen" upon the place.

There are several street fairs in SF during the year that are really fun times for anyone who doesn't fancy themselves a bullwhip to their butt. North Beach festival, Union Street Fair, Fillmore Street Fair and North Beach jazz festival just to name a few. Come on out sometime, I'll buy you a beer (or a Pepsi) and we can listen to some tunes, my friend!

TO: TF6S
RE: Yeah?

"...it is in a pretty remote part of town..." -- TF6S

And EXACTLY what 'town' is that?

Name it. And identify the Mayor and all the members of the City Council.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Yeah. Sodom had it's problems, but they were much worse on Folsom Street. But that didn't stop Him from smacking the whole city.]