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Posted by Stephen Green  ·  24 February 2006

Yesterday, I learned that paintball rocks.

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I told Matt I'd try to get down there one weekend to join in the fun; how often do you plan on going?

Posted by: andy at February 26, 2006 11:11 AM

TO: Stephen Green
RE: Photos!!!!!

I want photos of your welts. The purple-green-yellow badges of courage.

RE: My Experience

Played paintball at a bachelor's party some years back. It was a MOUT environment; a warehouse in Denver full of crates, pallets and camo netting.

I and a former Navy SEAL sniper, on the same team, got back-to-back at a choke point and took out about 10 of the opposition before one of them got a fix and then position on us and my buddy said, I'm hit. They got me about two minutes later.

It was a hoot.

Personally, I prefer the Army's MILES [Multiple Integrated Laser Engagement System]. But we poor mortals can't afford such....yet.

Nothing like using two TOW anti-tank vehicles and taking out an entire company of main battle tanks in a running engagement. We only lost one loader, who was standing up to watch the battle and was, as far as we can tell, carried away by a tank main gun round. It was the 'cue' for that TOW system to displace to the next battle position.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[No pain. No gain....]

Posted by: Chuck Pelto at February 26, 2006 11:14 AM

TO: andy
RE: What's This?

"...how often do you plan on going?" -- andy

There's going to be ANOTHER iteration?

Keep me informed. I'm 'game'.

Regards,

Chuck(le)

Posted by: Chuck Pelto at February 26, 2006 11:15 AM

It is all fun and games until you drill your wussy girlfriend in the face . . . and she cries . . . and then you end up buying the beer.

Posted by: Spurringirl at February 26, 2006 11:31 AM

My oldest, his dad and their friends do this for fun. I think they're crazy. Those suckers hurt!! There are better ways to have a little pain. ;)

Posted by: Angie at February 26, 2006 12:22 PM

Hey,
Check out Roger's blog, he mentioned the Blog gathering. I don't have everyone's email but could use some fun support as he referred to my Dart game as unconventional and I said it was style. Hope all is well with family!

Posted by: Seeker at February 26, 2006 12:36 PM

Not done paintball. I have done air soft, though. No paint so hits are on the honor system. And you get to run around in the woods. And get poison oak rashes. And find out that woodland camo really does work if you hold really still.

Posted by: Julie at February 26, 2006 12:49 PM

TO: Spurringirl
RE: In Your Face!

"It is all fun and games until you drill your wussy girlfriend in the face . . . and she cries . . . and then you end up buying the beer." -- Spurringirl

Never heard of a face shield? How VERY odd.

Such a person is more dangerous to themselves than anyone else. I think I took four head/face shots. The face shield preserved my good looks.

The body shots, I hardly felt. But the welts were positively 'stunning'. I think my female liberal boss at USWEST was about to faint when she saw the one on my upper arm.

I didn't bother showing her the ones on the abdomen, thighs, back and buttocks. [Note: I admit I tend towards my berserker genes; 100% Viking blood.]

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Valhalla, I am coming! -- Led Zepplin, Immigrant Song]

Posted by: Chuck Pelto at February 26, 2006 01:03 PM

TO: Angie
RE: Leather, Anyone?

"Those suckers hurt!! There are better ways to have a little pain. ;)" -- Angie

Nuff said.

Regards,

Chuck(le)

Posted by: Chuck Pelto at February 26, 2006 01:04 PM

Back in me wild impetchus yoot I organized a charity paintball event at S.C. Village in California between a National Guard battalion and about 1200 paintballers.

Does the name "Custer" sound familiar?

Chuck(le) — MILES is the good shit, but there's something about watching the guy's head snap when you hit him right under the ear that just says "paintball."

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 26, 2006 06:59 PM

Paintball is for pussies. Try airsoft.

Posted by: Brett at February 26, 2006 07:50 PM



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