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Folk Remedies
Posted by Stephen Green · 27 December 2005
Castor oil sucks. Comments
Inducing labor is easy these days because they've found and synthesized the hormone that's involved. If your doctor really wants it to happen, they can give Melissa a shot and it will start. But it's better to wait until it begins naturally. Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 28, 2005 12:34 AMBy the way, the active ingredient in castor oil is ricin. The reason it does what it does is because ricin is a serious toxin and your body is trying to get rid of it before it can kill you. I would not be inclined to give a toxin to a pregnant woman, even in small doses, no matter what all the old wives say. Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 28, 2005 12:36 AM...and whatever you do, don't accidentally use Castrol. I tried it once, and every time I farted, it sounded like a two-stroke Yamaha 400. Thanks for the, um, advice. I'll have to visit that site when our first is overdue and my wife starts up with the 'you did this to me, you rotten SOB' stuff. Hope the little one decides to make an appearance soon. Posted by: Slublog at December 28, 2005 06:17 AMI found the best way to induce labor is to do something away from your wife, out of the house, that requires you turn your cell phone to vibrate. Then, halfway through said activity, your phone will vibe and your wife will be on the other end saying her water broke. Works like a charm. Posted by: William Young at December 28, 2005 06:34 AMThis is gonna hurt... disagreeing with SdB on a science point... Ricin is water soluble, not oil soluble. Castor oil doesn't contain ricin in appreciable quantities. Or so I've read on the subject, anyhow. Posted by: Cybrludite at December 28, 2005 06:38 AMGuaranteed to start the process.... Take a nice stroll around your local shopping mall. Of course, this can be a little embarassing if her water breaks while in line at Orange Julius... In 10+ years in retail, I have had 2 moms in the changing rooms that I had to call 911 for, and have assisted more than my share that have been wandering (waddling) around with a timer around their neck or wrist (or the grandma-to-be's). Posted by: Becky in Ohio at December 28, 2005 07:00 AMIn the link was a mention of prostaglandins, and their ability to induce labor. Our OBGYN suggested just that, however she advised they be taken orally. You know the article does mention other alternatives besides castor oil, sex being one of them. Posted by: denise at December 28, 2005 07:36 AMFrom my experience, (our first was late) the best way to induce labour is to make the appointment for the drip. Contractions should begin the day before the appointment! On the poison thing, while it's true that the Castor Bean plant is one of the most poisonous plants in the world (Ricin and RCA) modern (purified) castor oil is not poisonous, which is why it does nothing to induce labour. It does taste gross though, and will likely give you the trots. It is, however, very good at preventing stretch marks when rubbed on the belly! Sex works.
We are on Baby #3. First baby was a week late and the second, two weeks early. SEX is the answer. And like a previous post, a much more enjoyable alternative. Wife went into labor with the first baby a few minutes after I took a seat in my 'other office', a (female) coworker had to find me. Posted by: Phil P at December 28, 2005 11:29 AMOff topic, but I would like to send this Season's Greetings to all..... Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for Try a big, loaded pizza. (There's one particular pizza place in my town that the midwives swear by. Any woman who's running "late" gets sent there before any other option is exercised.) Anecdotal, sure, but no risk other than pizza interruptus. Posted by: Enobarbus at December 28, 2005 02:13 PMI mantain that showing a) a video of the birthing process and b) all the "natural" suggestions for easing birth to preteens will make teen pregnancy rates plummet. Yikes. Posted by: Anjali at December 28, 2005 02:13 PMOy! You succumbed to the mythical castor oil inducement. That was bound to be nasty. I second sex as inducement. And walking, walking, walking. Of course I was nine days late and still had to go with pitocin and the doc breaking the water. The babe was clinging to my ribs when they went in to get her. Baby will come when ready. Mommy's feelings have no bearing, unfortunately. Posted by: Tomi at December 28, 2005 02:26 PMOn our second, we did a home birth with a midwife (highly recommend this course of action, BTW). Wife's water broke - no labor. Midwife was "meh, keep it clean down there, don't sweat it". 4 days later, she finally said "If you want a baby now, hook up to the breast pump on low for a while". Sure enough - BANG, baby. Home births rule. Posted by: Donut at December 28, 2005 03:48 PMI don't see how Stephen ingesting castor oil would do anything to induce labor in his wife. :) Posted by: me at December 28, 2005 03:48 PMCan'timagine anyone would want to induce MORE stomach cramps to induce labor. The birthing process is enough punishment. Posted by: opine6 at December 28, 2005 10:42 PMAnother good way to induce labor is for the father to be the high scorer in the first half of an NBA game. Posted by: triticale at December 29, 2005 09:23 AMI know this comment is superfluous since baby Preston is here but for future reference: raspberry leaf tea tastes A WHOLE LOT BETTER and is rumored to bring on the contractions whereas Castor oil starts your bowels moving (which may or may not bring on labor). And, as other posters have mentioned, there's always nipple manipulation and sex. Posted by: Margi at December 31, 2005 03:45 PM |
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