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A Short Rant
Posted by Stephen Green  ·  12 December 2005

The Blogfather warns of Patriot Act "mission creep":

Mrs. Feinstein said the legislation "strikes a blow" against an ongoing meth epidemic. "The heart of this legislation is a strong standard for keeping pseudoephedrine products out of the hands of meth cooks," she said. "There were some who wanted to water down this legislation, but Senator Talent and I stood firm."

Do you want to know how bad the Meth War has gotten? It's ruined Nyquil.

Anyone with an even basic understanding of how black markets function (and how they come to be in the first place), will tell you that the Drug War created today's super-potent pot. It created crack. It created meth. But the Drug War doesn't just create monsters. The Drug War also ruins perfectly good things, like the simple joy of a legal martini buzz, or the Bill of Rights.

But now they've gone after my Nyquil. Now they've gone too far:

What's the difference between the old and new versions of NyQuil?

The old version of NyQuil contained the nasal decongestant pseudoephedrine. The new version does not contain a nasal decongestant.

That's right. Nyquil is no longer "The Nightime Sniffling Sneezing Coughing Aching Stuffyhead Fever So You Can Rest Medicine." Now Nyquil is the "Screw You Go Suffer Instead of Getting Any Rest At All Placebo."

Nyquil was the one thing I could count on when I was too sick to function. Nyquil was the legal cure for the common insomnia. Now it's just another bottle of syrupy crap that tastes like something rejected from the Jaegermeister distillery.

For that, we have the likes of Diane Feinstein and Jim Talent to thank, along with a few cowards at Vicks.

What, you think that's funny? Just wait until they come for your lighter fluid.

Comments

Heh...great work, guys. But what exactly has the Drug War done to a martini? I haven't noticed yet, but I spend most of my time in Australia (though there's a creeping neo-prohibitionist line coming up in the lefty press here about how terrible alcohol is for our society, etc...)

Posted by: James at December 12, 2005 10:22 PM

When I can force myself to take NyQuil I know I'm really sick. When I start to gag looking at the bottle and put it back in the cabinet, I know I'm better.

*sigh* Now what am I going to do?

Posted by: Julie at December 12, 2005 10:22 PM

and soon they will change the formula in Sudafed.

Posted by: Pamela at December 12, 2005 10:46 PM

Oh, for Christ's sake. I only get sick about once a year, but when I do it's a week-long batten-down-the-hatches doozy.

This sucks.

Posted by: Anjali at December 12, 2005 11:18 PM

If pseudophedrine hydrocloride is outlawed, only Mexican Border Brothers will get me my damn stuffy nose fixed. Luckily I work at a prison, so I can get it anytime I want.

Provided I have enough stamps to pay for it, por supuesto. (Just kidding, Central Investigative Unit folks!)

Posted by: jon at December 13, 2005 12:02 AM

More casualties from the stupid WOD. Not only have they ruined NyQuil, but I'm a 70 year old man who needed a bottle and they embarrassed me and almost frisked me in the checkout line.

Posted by: Ed Poinsett at December 13, 2005 02:01 AM

It's dumb, Gods know it's dumb, but the pseudephed is a stimulant and makes it harder to get to sleep. Luckily the doxylamine is very sedating, and, this being Vodkapundit, you know all about the alcohol.

Posted by: Charlie (Colorado) at December 13, 2005 02:08 AM

Actually, they already have changed Sudafed, in a manner of speaking. There's a new formula designated Sudafed PE. The real stuff is kept behind the counter here in Michigan already. Yet another restriction on law-abiding citizens that will cut meth production not at all.

Posted by: Howard at December 13, 2005 05:39 AM

The meth meme is the drug hysteria du jour. We have a new one every seven years or so.

The majority laps it up.

Posted by: Brett at December 13, 2005 06:38 AM

Damn. I used to love it when I was sick enough to need Nyquil, because that meant a night of the best dreams ever, in Technicolor with 5.1 surround sound.

Can't we just declare victory in the war on drugs and bring the kids home? Or, like Iraq, is the war on drugs unwinnable?

Quick, find me a Democratic politician to query...

Posted by: William Young at December 13, 2005 07:29 AM

My home state of Nebraska decided to put the NyQuil behind the counter and require you to show ID and sign a store log. I still got my NyQuil though.

I didn't know NyQuil was changing it's ingredients. I'd stock up on the old stuff still in stores but the whole point of the log is to find people who buy large amounts, because some are meth makers.

There has to be a better way.

Posted by: Paula at December 13, 2005 08:50 AM

Quick comment - JUST BUY THE STORE BRAND NYQUIL. Those formulations lag many, many years behind the big boys.

Posted by: Donut at December 13, 2005 10:25 AM

And here I thought most methamphetamine was smuggled in from Mexico.

Donut: It won't lag behind at all if state or federal regulations make it not have pseudoephedrine.

(Hell, I remember when you could get straight ephedrine!)

Posted by: Sigivald at December 13, 2005 11:16 AM

And to think I was pissed when NyQuil dropped the alcohol content from 25% to 10%. Had to start chasing the stuff with a shot of vodka.

Note: The cherry stuff mixed with a decent vodka isn't all that bad.

Posted by: Woodsprite at December 13, 2005 12:44 PM

I just had to buy my ill daughter (sinus infection, doctor recommended pseuoephedrine) some good old Corocedin D. Looked everywhere for it, finally realized it was behind the counter now. Had to show ID and sign for the 2 day supply. Well, after it ran out, went back for more, and the clerk was reluctant to sell me more, because 'you just bought some two days ago'... Luckily the sign in sheet said 'no more than 3 packages per transaction' so she reluctantly took my ID and name again....

Posted by: PHenry at December 13, 2005 01:08 PM

And here I thought most methamphetamine was smuggled in from Mexico.

Nope, it is proudly make here in NEW Mexico. It's our second biggest import, right behind green chile.

I'm really ticked about this Nyquil thing now. Whenever I'd get a bad cold I'd just take two caps of Nyquil, a tylenol with codeine and then chase it all down with a good swig of Southern Comfort.

I'm not sure if it really helped the cold but A. I really didn't care, and B. the symptoms usually cleared up by the time I regained consciousness.

It was a little something I like to call, "The Trifecta".

Posted by: Der Tommissar at December 13, 2005 01:09 PM

Gee and here at Wallymart I got carded for the generic nyquil ripoff on the instruction of the cash register display.

Being checked by someone not old enough to buy it herself was mildly amusing. I asked her if this was the low point stuff since it asked to make sure that I was over 18. [Zoooooom] right over her head. Gotta be getting old.

Posted by: JSAllison at December 13, 2005 02:10 PM

According to DEA estimates, 80% of the crank is produced by large scale operations which will no doubt be able to cope with the increased demand if tweakers are unable to cook their own. The Mexican cartels and the motorcycle "clubs" are not buying their precursors over the counter; this nonsense will not reduce the availability one bit.

Meth used to be produced via a very differant process from a chemical known as P2P (the movie Witness had to do with the diversion of a load of it) but the supply in the US has been cut off. That stuff had a different racemic makeup, and was actually not as strong. If they manage to eliminate ephedra-based stimulants, whatever comes next for self-medicating depression will be stronger and more destructive.

Posted by: triticale at December 13, 2005 09:10 PM

I actually had a heated discussion with a girlfriend last year who wanted me to stop my Sudafed (generic) doses even though they were by doctor's orders for allergies.

She evidently was convinced I was eventually going to be drawn into the crystal meth crowd. It's not like it's a legitimate drug or something.

We're not seeing each other any more.

Posted by: bb at December 14, 2005 01:23 AM

I love Sudafed and hate pointless regulation as much as the next person, but if you really want to take care of your cold, start on zinc lozenges at the very first sniffle.

And I hear great things about Zicam. (I don't know, but I assume the Zi part stands for zinc.)

Posted by: denise at December 14, 2005 08:51 AM

Not to worry, folks. In just a few more years the US will incarcerate itself to sublime perfection. A drug free America is just around the corner. At least that's what the PSA's on TV say.

Posted by: RandMan at December 14, 2005 10:05 AM

It's a conspiracy against the Catholics, I'm telling you. The amount it's legal to sell to an individual in a month just isn't enough to treat a large family.

Posted by: Alice H at December 16, 2005 06:29 AM



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