Hey David,

Hey you ! out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me
..
Hey you ! out there on your own
sitting naked by the phone would you touch me
Hey you ! with your ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out would you touch me
..
But it was only a fantasy
The wall was too high as you can see
No matter how he tried he could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain.

Not so strange. Scratch the surface of Assad or Duke and you'll find pretty much the same facsist sonofabitch.

Hell, I thought you meant Joe Gandelman was visiting Syria. Now that would be news.

Not to mention they both hate Joooos.
Pssst, Assad, I heard that Duke wanted to assassinate you. You might want to, um, "investigate" him. And no need to return the remains.

You know, my first guess was Jimmy Carter....

Gut reaction, you know.

Becky, I too thought of Carter, but that wouldn't be much of a news story, sadly enough...

I though maybe Jay Rockefeller was making another "solo" trip to share our Iraq war plans with Assad again. Even despots need an update, ya know.

and we'll probably let him come back here.

Tim P,

I really didn't need the mental image of David Duke sitting naked by the phone, or anywhere else for that matter. His daughters would be another story. Quite the hotties, or at they were ten-fiffteen years ago when he was pretending to be a Republican.

Yeah, but eventually they're gonna hafta open their mouths and say something, and that's all she wrote...