Absolutely, Mr. Green. These two wonderful young ladies are just part of what makes America great in my book, and is, quite possibly, the chief reason I will fight Islamofacism with my dying breath!

TO: Stephen Green
RE: I Believe...

"whoever called the cops on these two sweet, sweet girls is the one who really deserves to get arrested and go to jail and lose their job." -- Stephen Green

...it was another lady, another patron of the bar, who needed to use the toilet stall for it's originally intended purposes. And the sweet things were taking entirely too much time.

I guess it was a one-holer. And...well...you know how women can be....sometimes.

Regards,

Chuck(le)

Uhh, well, I'm just a thinkun, that, perhaps, they, instead of pending jail time, could have, uh, you know, made a lot of, moolaw, cash, bread, spank, etc... on HBO or cinimax or showtime, ya know?

I'm afraid I have to agree with Mr. Pelto- those girls were awfully inconsiderate.

There is a time and a place for that kind of thing. A one-pot bathroom isn't it.

Umm, lets see one hit the lady. The other was underage. Do the crime. Pay the time. Yup, they get to lose their jobs. Doesn't matter if they were playing Pitty-Pat.

Who cares...if they are taking too much time...use the men's room! Jayzus, does everything have to be made into a mountain?

You completely miss the point. The bar should have more than one stall. We wouldn't even be talking about this serious issue had that been done.

Now, next problem?

What struck me was the incongruity of having the drinking age be 21. I'm not sure I'll ever understand the logic behind that.

If these lovely girls are not free to express their sexuality and defend themselves from bullies, then the terrorists have won.

I agree with Dale, and implore Dale to run for high office as soon as possible.

When Cheerleaders Attack!

Next on Fox.

TO: All
RE: JoeBlow

"You completely miss the point. The bar should have more than one stall. We wouldn't even be talking about this serious issue had that been done." -- JoeBlow

He's got a serious point, here. There are obviously NOT enough s***-holes in which one can enjoy ones sex life.

This is on a par with the Americans with Disabiliteis Act! And SOMETHING MUST be done.

I call upon Congress to resolve this heinous deficincy in our sex lives. Otherwise, these hedonists' religious rights are being intruded upon, if not CRUSHED.

We MUST defend the right of everyone to practice their sexual mores anywhere and anytime they want.

I, for one, will not tolerate this insufferable TYRANNY OF THE MAJORITY.

TO: JoeBlow

Well done. I salute you for your gallant stand to defend the rights of religious believers, whatever their stripe, everywhere in this great land.

Keep up the good work...

...we're all getting excited....er....damp....well...you know.

Regards,

Chuck(le)

P.S. Rebuilding all those gas station, small diner and dive restrooms will probably be a huge boost to the economy, in the construction sector.

The down-side will be that a lot of truly great places to eat and/or drink will probably go under due to the financial burden.

Kiss Brewery Bar II good-bye, Denver.

Um, don't you mean "two skanks?"

And yes, I'd say the same thing if it were a man and a woman; get a room, fer chrissakes.

How do you know they're sweet? Have you tasted them?

I understand that offers to raise bail for the sex 'n' violence cheerleaders came in from the roughly 75,000,000 American men who were turned on by this story.

I also understand that they were fired because such activities violated the bylaws of the Carolina Panthers organization. But just think of how much it would benefit a team if their bylaws actually required this sort of behavior.

The site implies some sort of double standard between the punishment given to the cheerleaders as compared to what NFL players themselves receive.

I disagree. If two NFL players were arrested for having sex in a public women's restroom, I bet they'd be suspended immediately, too.

They probably deserved the trip downtown, you know. But I honestly can't see why they lost their jobs. It's not as if cheerleaders have the most wholesome of images to maintain.

If they were mouseketeers, that would be different.

Jeff, your last name wouldn't happen to be Goldstien, would it?

I can't understand why folks are getting upset, shouldn't we be celebrating their diversity??

TO: Julie
RE: Mouseketeers

"If they were mouseketeers, that would be different." -- Julie

If the brunette got a haircut and a nose-job, she could pass for Anette.

Regards,

Chuck(le)

The only real problem that I have with the ladies' actions is slugging the other patron. Hurting someone else (and I'm NOT referring to self defense)goes over a line, especially for public figures such as these cheerleaders.
But I agree with most other commenters that firing them was a bad decision, especially with some of the players' antics that I've read about.