What is you major malfunction?! Did your mother not love you?!

Now I want you to start posting until I get tired! Move it-move it-move it!

"I wanna be a Typepad user!
Blogger wrecks my printer chooser!
One! Two! Three! Four!"

Brother, your priorities are outta whack.

Let it be known I will be at a party on Saturday.

My television will be home that day, so don't even think about taking my Heather while I'm gone.

Uh, yes, I think Brian hit the nail on the head. Your TV? Good Lord man, don't let your dear wife see this one!

Martini Boy,

One of the most-useful things I learned in my university education was that Leonardo da Vinci should be called "Leonardo", not "daVinci" because da Vinci means "from Venice" or "of Venice". It was not Leonardo's last name.
My Western Civ. prof promised to flunk any student who referred to Leonardo as "da Vinci" in his presence.

So enjoy your visit to the "Leonardo Institute".

Hmmm, I had an invite from them but didn't respond due to some earlier spam I had gotten from them.

Maybe I should reconsider so we can drink beer after...

I received no invitation. And I'm HUGE!

I didn't get an invitation, and I'm fairly Reubensesque...