According to Woody Allen, it's hot fudge that will cure disease in the future. Now we can go back in the past with donuts. It's just the present that we need to eat broccoli. You see the problem.

Mmmmmm....doughnuts.

Does that mean physics students will have to calculate the difference in event horizons between a sugar donut and an old-fashioned?

Whoo-hooo!

JD,

If it's one of these old-fashioneds, you can even skip the donut (at least until breakfast).

In Sleeper, Woody Allen also showed us that in the future, tobacco will be recognized as one of the healthiest substances known.

Hmm... sounds kinda tesseract-y to me.

Sneakiest Dr Who reference ever:

"Unfortunately for eager time lords, physicists have never seen anything like this."

But what about eclairs?

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