If I have the energy - and drink one glass less of wine than is left in the open bottle - then you'll have a brand spanking new fisking here later tonight.
Or maybe if I switch from less wine to more vodka.
UPDATE: Smart guy that I am sometimes, I switched to vodka. If you aren't wearing your VodkaPundit Decoder ring, "switched to vodka" decrypts to "I started the fisk already."
Of course, it also means exactly what I said. You can't have a fisk without a martini, my friend.
Go for the vodka.
And the fisking.
Hell, we've just witnessed the worst attack on England since WWII. An extra drink or two is most definitely in order.
Mmmmm.... deep-fried fisk.... *droooollll*
What we need is a full metal fisking my man. Toss back a shot, and let the harangue begin. Damn, the world is too full of witless fools these days, and you're just the man to demand some accountability!
Charge!
Upon further reflection, I suggest you kill the bottle of wine, AND hit the vodka.
Personally, I am drinking an extra gin and tonic in honor of my British friends.
And seething....
There's something strange
in the neighborhood
Who you gonna fisk?
Two hands, man! TWO hands!
Laddie, you know the rule, wine and liqour never make ya sicker. I say bollocks to the wine and go for the Stoli. I'm way ahead of ya myself.
I'm flyin my Union Jack right now out of respect for our cousins across the pond which gets me curious looks from passerbys this close to the 4th mind ya.
God Save the Queen and may the Royal Marines or SAS bring a reckoning on the bastards who did this.
You can if it's a Manhattan.
