This is the most sensible way to reveal terrorists - ever.
(Hat tip: Tom McMahon.)
Is this the same guy as Phil ' Dont crush that dwarf hand me the pliers " Proctor or is possible that this could be Phil 'Nick danger - Third eye 'Proctol or is there a chance that this is Phil ' Georgie Tyrebiter" Proctor? Or do I have him confused with someone else cause I cant tell! I mean, it looks like his album covers, but damn that the thing with those hollywood types.
Good Grief. I'm gay and even I think this is a great idea.
The only fly in the ointment is that some men might avert their eyes from some of the neighbors for reasons other than allegience to Taliban (you know who I mean ladies). You yourself can probably think of a few woman for whom men might be inclined to repeatedly poke their eyes with a sharp stick after she drove by. So perhaps there should be a "Burka" exemption when the Burka is adapted from a VW beetle cover and snugly fits the woman.
Yetanotherjohn:
No way, I think you should have to look at aaaaaaaalll of us. Every one. It's the only way to be sure. After all, it's a small price to pay, isn't it? And no doubt there's that hot soccer mom who goes to the gym every day to make up for it. Maybe you could engage her in conversation to slow her down or something, in recompense.