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Mea Culpa/Three and a Half Stars
Posted by Stephen Green  ·  16 May 2005

Three years ago, I invented the term "pulling a Fukuyama" to explain why Roger Ebert gave "The Phantom Menace" more stars than "Attack of the Clones":

Ebert has his head so far up his ass, he can lick his own esophagus.

It looks like Roger's cranialrectalotomy was a complete success.


RELATED: The Dark Side is so strong, it seems to have betrayed and murdered George Lucas.

Comments

As to your first comment: does that mean Sith good or Sith bad?

As to your second: You (and Chrenkoff), lighten up Francis.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Ugh at May 16, 2005 07:35 PM

hinted 7/8/9 are in his mind?

Where has Ebert been? Lucas said a long, long time ago he did 4/5/6 1st because the middle of the book is the most interesting.

Posted by: Sandy P at May 16, 2005 08:44 PM

Sandy, I thought Lucas did 4/5/6 first because s/f technology wasn't up to the task of doing any of the other parts well enough to suit him.

I'm pretty sure that someone will come along to do 7/8/9. I just hope they get someone other than Lucas to do everything -- write, direct, etc. He can barebones the story, let someone else flesh it out!

Posted by: Joan at May 16, 2005 11:48 PM

How about Rick Berman?

(ducking for cover)

I knew Lucas had gone over to the Dark Side when Pepsi became a sponsor.

Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at May 17, 2005 03:05 AM

I've always thought the idea that Lucas had a nine-part story in mind when he did the original Star Wars to be false. If the Emperor is the personification of the dark side of the Force, then why were several of the Death Star's top staff so dismissive of the Force as a "dying religion"? Knowing how empires work, I can't believe that second- or third-tier leaders would be that derogatory about their emperor's belief and practice.

Posted by: Warren at May 17, 2005 05:06 AM

1. Lucas was making it up as he went along.

2. The officers didn't know the Emperor was Sith.

Posted by: Butch at May 17, 2005 08:21 AM

Ehhh, his story changes. I might still have an article I cut out back in 77 about how the story evolved.

IIRC, no Luke, Leia running "spice" for lack a better word.

Or was it no Han?

BUT - if a spoiler I read is true, even Lucas can't remember his timeline which is pitiful.

Posted by: Sandy P at May 17, 2005 08:40 AM

I see no problem in giving Phantom Menace more stars than Attack of the Clones... Clones was the worst of the lot for multiple reasons, not the least of it was the direction and storytelling.

That said, other than the fight sequences and battles Phantom Menace isn't much to write home about... so it's like declaring a preference for a burp over a fart. ;)

Posted by: Baddablogger at May 17, 2005 09:11 AM

I've always thought Ebert's taste is terrible. Someone else deserves his income.

Posted by: Brett at May 17, 2005 11:03 AM

As final proof of Rogert Ebert's asshattery:

Ebert's review of The Usual Suspects

Like I tell myself when I read any atrocious Ebert review: "Remember, this is the guy who wrote Beyond the Valley of the Dolls..."

Posted by: The Zero Boss at May 17, 2005 11:25 PM

The link explaining the definition of "pulling a Fukuyama" is 404'd, presumably owing to a software change?

Posted by: James Joyner at May 18, 2005 08:57 AM

i'm in the biz and Ebert is a definite no read. he's too chummy with Hollywood, he spends more time sucking up than being critical.

Posted by: boarwild at May 18, 2005 05:06 PM

"Usual Suspects" was a confusing mess.

Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at May 19, 2005 05:36 PM



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