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Posted by Will Collier  ·  25 March 2005

One of my office-mates who's in the Air Force Reserve got called up early this year to spend a little time in the big sandbox. He mailed me this patch last week, apparently it's rather popular among the US troops:

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I work in AFRL and one of my co-workers just returned with the same patch. Seems it is quite popular...and true.

Posted by: Joel Watson at March 25, 2005 10:34 AM

Notice that Cartman is the only one smiling? Awesome-O!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at March 25, 2005 01:57 PM

Sweeeet.

Posted by: RobertJ at March 25, 2005 02:22 PM

Kickass!

Posted by: MikeC at March 25, 2005 03:13 PM

Saw the patch photo & wondered if you would like this poem fragment by Greek poet Simonides 557-476BC written to celebrate King Leonidas & 300 soldiers who kept a large army of Persians at bay by fighting to the last man at the Battle of Thermopylae:
When you go home, tell them of us and say
For your tomorrow, these gave their today.
Went the day well? We died and never knew,
But, well or ill, freedom, we died for you.

Posted by: Judith White at March 25, 2005 03:16 PM

They need to print it Arabic so the Iraqis can understand it. Maybe they could also show on Iraqi TV the South Park episode where Santa gets shot down over Iraq, taken prisoner, tortured and Mr. Hankey and Jesus take the boys on a mission to save Santa.

Except having the torturers being Iraq instead of American, it was very prescient show!

Posted by: Kappiy at March 25, 2005 03:34 PM

I'll bet its very popular. And they should be very proud of the success of lthe War on Terror

Posted by: Rod Stanton at March 25, 2005 04:17 PM

Damn, that is one really scary looking camel.

Posted by: Bryan C at March 25, 2005 09:45 PM

Ms Judith
also the "point line" in a obscure Burt Lancaster "pre" Vietnam movie called--Go Tell the Spartans--not sure of the year--late 70's I think--set in the timeframe immediately after Dein bein phu and foreshadowing American engagement THERE--from which it was drawn--just a vague memory of having seen it; gotta luv them greek poets and historians, though

Posted by: Diamond Dad at March 26, 2005 06:28 AM

Diamond Dad (and everybody else), go dig up a copy of Frank Miller's "300." You won't regret it.

Posted by: Will Collier at March 26, 2005 07:30 AM

I need to find one to go with my Bart Simpson Tailhook "I Wasn't There and You Can't Prove It" patch.

Posted by: Robin Roberts at March 26, 2005 08:24 PM

Bet cha don't have one of these, tho! HA!

Posted by: SondraK at March 27, 2005 12:35 AM

As a Marine Officer currently in Iraq, I can say I've not seen this, but then I'm not in an Air Force base.

I appreciate the South Park humor, but I despise the sentiment that the words on the patch convey. It is arrogant, elitist and does nothing to further civil-military relations.

Rest assured that not all of us over here feel like we have a right to say such things.

Posted by: Mike Rentner at March 27, 2005 02:04 AM

Captain Rentner-

Captain, lighten up. It's a patch. It's an old USAF tradition, and I'm reasonably sure that it isn't being worn on anybody's uniform, any more than the 'USMC 1991 Persian Gulf Live-Fire Exercises' patches were ever on a single set of utilities.
We laugh because we have to. It is a tough, grim situation and a bit of an attitude keeps them sane, whether they are Marine riflemen or USAF maintenance troops.

Mike
USAF 1978-98

Posted by: Mike Kozlowski at March 27, 2005 02:37 PM

I don't know, Marine... as long as they're not wearing it publicly, I fail to see the problem with a little humor (I can't see any Commanders authorizing this as a uniform item). In my AF days I saw many "fun" patches, usually put together by the pilots (one of my favorite patches was a fuel gauge with the needle on "E", and the heading "fun meter").

These things are common, and I've seen worse on some of the unit coins I've run across.

On the other side of the coin (har), I've seen some USMC shirts that were gruesome and downright misanthropic.

Posted by: Ex-AF at March 27, 2005 02:40 PM

Captain Rentner,

Speaking as a former Marine NCO and current AF Officer I can tell you, in my view, you are completely off-base. For, literally, thousands of years off and on civil authority has despised and held in contempt the hard-edged men and women that have enabled their societies to exist. To meekly accept this situation without, at least, calling attention to the inequity and hypocrisy is unworthy of yourself as a Marine and the troops under your command. If you think ignoring the realities will suddenly make civil authorities duly appreciative after all this time you need a reality check. Surely you've read Kipling?

Posted by: RC at March 28, 2005 08:13 AM

Why don't you American scum stop invading other people's countries? Is it any wonder nobody likes you?

Posted by: Radicalfeministpoet at March 28, 2005 02:23 PM

I saw that patch when I was in Iraq, too. Another South Park patch shows the boys with the slogan, "You sent me to Iraq...You Bastards!"

The comments above about finding humor in a bad situation are right on target. When mortars and rockets are coming in every day you have to laugh or you'll go crazy.

Posted by: HoosierDave at March 28, 2005 03:58 PM

Are you implying that Europeans are nobody?

Posted by: btenney at March 28, 2005 04:02 PM

btenney,
(eurobashing)
Why bother implying? Let's just say it: Old Europe is sidelined, irrelevent, and a USAREUR re-deployments away from being nobody.
(/eurobashing)

Posted by: ArchTangent at March 29, 2005 01:52 AM

I'm not sure why some people are calling me captain. I'm a major.

Now, the other South Park patch mentioned is funny. I like that one.

Posted by: Mike Rentner at March 29, 2005 02:03 AM

Humor Patches help relieve tensions at the time and help bring the better memories to the front later. Anybody got any Doonesbury Patches!

Posted by: Tom Bushmaker at March 29, 2005 03:31 PM



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