Damn dude.
My advice: Take that thing with you to Mexcio and leave it lying right next to a pitcher of Margarita's and a fresh rose.
It guarantee you it won't seem like it's been 31 months.
That's the longest traverse from a belly button to a pubic bone I've ever seen! And what are those otherwise non-existent muscles extending over the hips obliquely downward? Otherwise, yes, you are hot, my Precious, my Precious.
