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My Wife Won't Love Me Anymore
Posted by Stephen Green · 25 February 2005
Not after I show her this, coming out just in time for Christmas '05. (Hat tip to uh, Tim Martin, I think.)
Me: Did you see that pic I sent you of Condi? A match made in heaven, I'm tellin' ya. Comments
Steve, I figured you might want to put this on you wish list. But I claim no responsibility for any negative effects on domestic bliss. Posted by: Tim M at February 25, 2005 11:45 AMMay the Force be with you. You'll need it. ;-) Posted by: leelu at February 25, 2005 11:49 AMYou can't have it, it says ages 16+ Posted by: Robin Roberts at February 25, 2005 11:51 AMHmmmm, so you think you could get Condi to wear a Vader mask with that outfit? Could be interesting.... "Find me those terrorists. I want them alive!" Posted by: Kelly at February 25, 2005 12:45 PMHe's not going to need the Force, he's going to need a bigger house. Posted by: Sandy P at February 25, 2005 01:47 PMWe already need a bigger house, Sandy, and we haven't even had any kids yet. I don't know how two people filled up 2,800sq/ft so quickly, but I suspect clothes are mostly to blame. Posted by: Stephen Green at February 25, 2005 01:52 PMIt ain't gonna fit in your Christmas stocking, bro! Posted by: KAT at February 25, 2005 03:41 PMNo, no, no. It's not a Vader outfit. It's a Matrix outfit. Condi is The One. Posted by: Will Collier at February 25, 2005 04:51 PMI see one problem: Or, possibly, this is not NEARLY as important as merely having them both... Just keep us posted on how long it takes you to assemble this one. BTW, where are the Halloween pictures that you promised WAY WAY back?? Posted by: Becky in Ohio at February 25, 2005 05:46 PMPS: I HAVE THOSE BOOTS!! Or, more likely, the slightly-less-expensive version, but to the ladies out there, the effect on those with testoserone is truely amazing.... Now, if I had that outfit.... Posted by: Becky in Ohio at February 25, 2005 05:50 PMYou should have your wife put buns on her head and steal the instructions (to be appropriately geeky). Posted by: dorkafork at February 25, 2005 07:58 PM2800SF???? You lucky dog, you. I'm hoping to get something like that, but in my neck of the woods, 2800sf is hard to come by. They're usually bigger. And we really don't want to swallow a $400K mortgage. And that doesn't include $250K down. Why didn't you give yourself a double oven? there's only 3 of us and I love it. Posted by: Sandy P at February 25, 2005 09:06 PM2800SF, 2 people, and yer runnin' out of space?! Dude. Ya'll redefine the definition of clothes-whore if that's what's takin' up all that space. Hats off to both of ya. ;) Posted by: Garrett at February 25, 2005 10:44 PM...whose clothes? Yours or hers?? Enquiring minds want to knw. Posted by: leelu at February 26, 2005 09:56 AMDamn, Stephen! And my wife thought I have way too many screwball hobbies...Her words, not mine. Do they have waiting list for that moon, I mean space station, yet??? Posted by: Greg at February 26, 2005 10:08 AMDr. Rice is great no matter how she looks. Posted by: JoMacDougal at February 26, 2005 04:51 PMBrings back a very, very old tune..."these boots are made for walking...and that's just what they'll do...one of these days these boots are gonna walk right out on you". Watch your a_ _ , my friend! Posted by: Maggie at February 26, 2005 05:31 PMNot to get all serious and wonky- but in 40 years the US has gone from a place where four little girls were killed in Birmingham Alabama because their parents wanted to vote (at a time when white women in politics were a curiousity); to Condi Rice, Secretary of State, wearing black high heel boots and scaring the hell out of the Iranian mullahs and L'il Kim. Heh. Sounds like you have a great relationship. Posted by: Greg at February 26, 2005 08:00 PMY'all ain't lyin about the boots. I don't even find Condi attractive myself, but somethin about when women wear stuff like that really powers up my light-saber... Posted by: b-psycho at February 27, 2005 12:47 AMAs I've been saying for a year, it will be Condi + Arnold in 2008. Irresistible. Posted by: PacRim Jim at February 27, 2005 01:06 AMHmm...'met "the wife" / "spousal unit"; 'see "Absolut-ly" no fair trade, regardless of the boots or clothes! That's just my opinion...I could be wrong. ;) Posted by: Danny G at February 27, 2005 11:26 AM |
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