Via Bros. Judd:

Serious sex offenders who prey on children in Minnesota should be subject to court-ordered castration -- surgical or chemical -- a group of Republican legislators proposed Thursday.---

I see a win-win here.

I still can't get over that utility workers RECOVERED it and it was able to be sewed back on!

Not only that... a woman in London has now been imprisoned for ripping her boyfriend's testicles off. Hell hath no fury...

Who lets the person that they are breaking up with tie them up for "break-up sex" anyway?? That's just pure retarded.

Hey, I'm trying to get the image out of my mind, but just how does a severed penis which has been in the sewer system get sufficiently sterilized for reattachment? Gangrene is never a pretty visual, but there are circumstances in which it is even more gruesome to contemplate than others.

I think they use Bactine, Will.

Clog the toilet? That would be a big 'un.

I can see a whole new organ enhancement marketing campaign:

Make it so large it can't be flushed. It's safer for both you and your loved one. You won't get it hacked off AND flushed, and she (he?) won't be charged with tampering.

Oy, vey....and I was going to grill some bratwursts for dinner....

"Whimper."
crosses legs.

TO: Stephen Green
RE: Paranoid, Are You?

I warned you. Years ago, it's not a good idea to brag on the physicale attributes of past girl friends on your blog.

Regards,

Chuck(le)
[Kids never REALLY listen....]

See ... this is why 'I Spit On Your Grave' really ought to be required viewing for post-pubescent males. It teaches two very important points:

1) While in a lake, never rest by straddling the boat's outboard motor.

2) Chicks with knives can slice off your penis.

words to live by.

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On behalf of all of us Alaskans,
ouch!!

But hey, after reading the story in our local rag I have to wonder if maybe this wasn't nature's way of 'chlorinating the gene pool.'

a) The victim was married to the perp's aunt.

b) They were all living under the same roof and he had been involved with the perp for over a year. With his wife's knowledge.

c) After telling her he wanted to end it, which she took badly, they decided to have sex and he let her tie his wrists above his head for some kinky fun.

'nuff said

The radical penectomy is humorous on a level we men are able to understand. However gender feminsits would see this as a crime demonstrating classic battering's termination if the instrument were weilded by male upon the analagous female part, truncated and the source of much envy though it be.

Actually female aggression upon male significant others is at least equal to the converse, according to a compilation of studies involving over 152,000 subjects.

What I'm aiming at is a drive to allow the Violence Against Women Act sunset as the sexist act it is in its presuppositions and spawnings. The Act is set to set this year.

I'll try the link to the above study: intimateassault. Or paste www.csulb.edu/~mfiebert/assault.htm

Ohhhhh, I feel their pain!

Too funny for words.

Stephen, I've got an idea for a new business opportunity.

Armored codpieces. We advertise 'em on cable between midnight and 3 am right after the DeVry ads and the Ron Jeremy penis extension supplements.

We'll make a killing.

When you start thinking with it, then these things happen.