Hit tip to Mike Daley, for finding the perfect bumper sticker for other people's cars.
I always liked "ASSHOLES LIKE ME SHOULD TAKE THE BUS"
I have needed these so many times...
Dude, I am so like buying a lifetime supply of these.
Which means I'll be taking out a second mortgage....
The largest quantity they offer is a 100 count pack?
I'm gonna need waaay more than that.
Ok, I am really scared that Jeep Liberty is mine.
How about:
"I wait for the light to turn b4 putting on my blinker"
