A) I am sitting in a conference room with three of my coworkers.

B) I will be leaving shortly for a party.

C) We commandeered the bottle of scotch that my boss had sent to the office this week. (That'll teach him to cut out early on a Friday.)

What's that you say? Halloween isn't until tomorrow? Well, practice makes perfect!

Wow, Nick.... That is good scotch. Because halloween isn't until SUNDAY.

Enjoy your scotch, if I had the means and opportunity, I would do the same!

PS- Take a Cab!!

TO: Stephen Green
RE: Two Outta Three

I'm not alone. And I'm not sober. But I am at home.

Having a great time with the kids. Some of them very charming young ladies (to be) in their middle-school years.

It's a gorgeous night. The last such before the snow storm hits in another few hours. The kids are having a 'little riot'. We can't sit down for a minute.

Enjoy,

Chuck(le)
[Who's afraid of the candy-stripper....oops.]