Hrmm... captions: "Al Gore declared Category 5 Blowhard," comes to mind.

And yes... put a goatee on him and he looks like Zed yelling to the worms, "Why you little ingrates!"

I kept trying to turn him into Brezhnev, but I decided Gore just doesn't have enough eyebrows to pull it off. Whoever he looks like, he needs to call in some expert help - I think his face is actually collapsing into his skull.

Come on, it's Rodney Dangerfield!

"I get no respect!"

I'm thinking of a young "Boss Hogg" from the Dukes of Hazard.

The late action Richard Boone (I Bury The Living), after a one-,er, two-week drunk.

That's Al Gore?

Criminy. He looks like he's put on 50 pounds and 20 years since the election.

That's Stephen Root. Put some thick glasses on him and think of 'Office Space.'

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800023787&cf=pg&photoid=251109&intl=us

Separated at birth? I always thought Gore was the evil twin of Sam the eagle from the Muppets.

http://www.gusworld.com.au/games/mrm/samflag.jpg

Our portly former veep better learn to put a cork in it, or he may join his ex-boss as a bypass recipient--or worse!

Anger Increases Heart Attack And Stroke Risk

Hotheaded men who explode with anger seem to be at greater risk of having a stroke or dying, new research shows. Their risk is even greater than men who are simply stressed-out Type A personalities.

Angry women, on the other hand, don't run as high a risk of having a stroke or heart problems, according to a study released Monday in the American Heart Association journal Circulation.

http://www.wlox.com/global/story.asp?s=1679569&ClientType=Printable

Caption:
"When I invented the internet I never imagined that there would be people ... people called bloggers that are sick, pathetic, short lived, crippled, arthritic, and blind ... oh yea ... and drunk too."

I was kind of leaning toward Jiminy Glick myself.

I thought he looked a lot like the arrogant Reverend Steenwyck played by Jeffrey Jones in the movie Sleepy Hollow.

I was thinking a young William Jennings Bryant myself. If Clinton had been removed from office, that thing would be president right now.

Jackie Gleason?

It's the way his eyes look to me.

If his hair was a little whiter, he'd look like Melvin Belli did in that guest shot as "The Friendly Angel" on the horrendously bad Classic Trek episode "And The Children Shall Lead." Only more crazed looking.

You forgot in Pajamas, Greg.

A young Davros after too many bacon sandwiches.

WHO am I kidding? How's THAT for obscure, Steve?

Philip Seymour Hoffman before he passes out drunk in "Happiness."

Sort of looks like the principal from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"...

Your right Sandy, it should have been "pajama wearing drunkards".

John Lithgow as "Dr. Emiliano Lizardo in "Buckaroo Banzai".

The Hindenburg - they're both gas bags.

It's John Goodman in his role as Glenallen Walken on West Wing. To see Gore next to Goodman (in that role), go here:

http://libertycorner.blogspot.com/2004/09/hide-children.html

Ursula the Sea Witch from The Little Mermaid?

Maybe Wynonna Judd?

Gah

He looks like Andrew Sullivan's description of Zell Miller.

Exanter, I actually won a captionj contest showing one of Howlin' Al's earlier meltdowns by riffing off the Principal Rooney resemblance.

But no, I think now he looks more like Stephen Root. Although the Kirstie Alley thing works too, dangit. I used to think she was hot 20 years ago, but from now on when I look at her I'll be thinking Al Gore.

Or worse, Stephen Root. Gahhh!

Charles Durning.

Green Acres - Eddie Albert yellin' at Arnold the Pig.

That's Al Gore? Good God, I thought it was Rush Limbaugh coming off a bourbon and oxycontin binge.

He looks like my uncle George...

Cotton Mather was the first one to come to mind, but Gregory's is better.

No,

Think:

"TO THE MOON, TIPPER!!!"

http://www.basictrainingblog.com/weblog.html

Those folks in the background are pretty darn spooky, too....hey, I recognize this guy now...it's Jerry Lewis at this year's Telephon!!!

Tim Allen from the Santa Clause. It's so obvious.

Why, it's Harvey Fierstein, of course.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1402/RobinWilli_Mazur_411343_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Fierstein,%20Harvey

(Harvey's the tall one.)

I got this from Liner Notes -- Jiminy Glick... but without the warmth and personality.