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50 Other Things CBS News Believes
Posted by Stephen Green  ·  13 September 2004

The lost city of Atlantis
The Easter Bunny
The Tooth Fairy
Pro Wrestling
Snipe hunting
That’s Dan’s own hair
Jenna Jameson’s chest – natural as can be
Emails from Nigeria
The Boogey Man
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
Christmas in Cambodia
You can get real cheese out of an aerosol can
Milli Vanilli’s vocals
“I’ll still respect you in the morning.”
Dogs eat homework
Each and every bit of crap that has ever dribbled out of Michael Moore’s mouth
The Great Pumpkin
A Kerry operative + questionable documents * disgruntled Texan = hot story!
“I’ve never seen one so big.”
I’m actually not writing this in my pajamas
The blogosphere can be ignored
Herbal Viagra really works
Elvis hangs out at convenience stores
“We’re with the government, and we’re here to help.”
Faked moon landings
Libby’s Potted Meat Food Product contains actual meat
That hook-hand guy story
That they have better fake documents than the Weekly World News
“This will only hurt at first.”
The expiration date on Cheet-ohs
Michael Jackson’s “skin condition”
Keeping Dan over Connie Cheung was the right move
Webcam girls who just can’t wait to meet you
The King of Queens? Comedy gold!
Tinfoil stops the space rays
Girls really will honk if they’re horny
Ginsu knives never need sharpening
Most any old thing they get in the mail
Dihydrogen monoxide ought to be banned for safety reasons
This list could very well have been produced on a 30-year-old typewriter
“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”
In unbiased reporting
Incoherent aphorisms – Washington insider status * ranch out West somewhere = folksy charm
They’re somehow helping John Kerry
Adolf Hitler’s handwritten recipe for matzo ball soup
“Courage”
We still believe them
That unblinking eye logo ain’t at all creepy
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Comments

Watch what you say about my telepathic penpal Jenna Jameson. She promises we'll be together on the astral plane.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at September 13, 2004 11:42 AM

What happened to the check is in the mail? Or is Viacom now doing everything online via wire payments?

Posted by: Laurence Simon at September 13, 2004 11:53 AM

George Costanza deserves another shot at a sitcom.

Yet another CSI spinoff show is pure gold.

The psuedo-Wagnerian CBS NFL theme isn't unintentionally funny self-parody.

Yeah, high-power TV wizards at work here...

Posted by: Mike M at September 13, 2004 11:54 AM

51. The Boston Globe

Posted by: Harry Forbes at September 13, 2004 12:00 PM

52. Bill Clinton is an honest man.

Posted by: McGehee at September 13, 2004 12:07 PM

All those who counted the number of items in the list raise their hand... that's called fact checking my friends. ;)

Posted by: Nick at September 13, 2004 12:22 PM

I thought it was called an OCD patient in pajamas.

Posted by: Sam at September 13, 2004 12:50 PM

well, the dog DID eat my homework once, in grad school....

Posted by: caltechgirl at September 13, 2004 12:56 PM

Jenna's boobs are real...in my mind.

Posted by: Saney at September 13, 2004 01:08 PM

Like it matters!

Posted by: Yogi at September 13, 2004 02:31 PM

Hey! Don't dis my ginsu! I've had it for thirty years and it's as good now as the day I got it (which is pretty durned good).

Posted by: Dave Schuler at September 13, 2004 04:24 PM

Just like Dan Rather's "memo"s, the authenticity of Jenna Jameson’s breasts cannot be determined conclusively from online sources. I will need direct physical access to the originals to make any solid judgement.

Posted by: Monty Wall at September 13, 2004 04:35 PM

Rather hasn't even managed to get ahold of Jameson's 'originals' at this point, only cheap knock offs.

Posted by: John at September 14, 2004 09:25 AM

- Rueters Tickertape wire updates...

- "No evidence found of superscript nipple availability on breasts in the 1970's time frame..."...NIH

- "New published list of CBS beliefs fails to match list of John Kerry's positions on Iraq..."...Vodkapundit

- "If I had known now what I knew then I would have declared war on Brooklyn"...DNC Kerry Klearifications...

- Batman casts key vote in British parliment... All current utility belts to be upgraded with tinfoil hats...London Times...

- "Budweiser launches million dollar contest Ad campaign - Find the Killian signiture bottle cap"... Truckers and Rifle weekly...

- "Billy Wilder to pen musical Stageplay on Kerry's great war adventure titled "Christmas in Cambodia"...Broadway Lights...

Posted by: Hunter at September 14, 2004 11:42 AM

re more "funny stuff" from CBS - in 1968 (year GWB joined TANG) Ben Barnes (crying mea culpa for helping GWB into TANG while Lt. Gov. of Texas) was United Nations Representative to Geneva, Switzerland. Source - http://www.klru.org/texasmonthlytalks/archives/barnes/bio.asp If he helped as Lt. Gov., he must have been a year too late to be effective.

Posted by: squeaky at September 14, 2004 12:37 PM

Actually, you *can* go snipe hunting. Except all you'll get is a tiny little shorebird.

Posted by: B. Durbin at September 14, 2004 04:28 PM



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