John Kerry might want to keep his wife away from sharp objects tonight:
In a June 2003 profile in Elle, [Teresa Heinz Kerry] said she used Botox and would consider plastic surgery, that "everybody has a prenup," that she would "maim" her husband if she caught him cheating on her.
That's from a December Slate article by Julia Turner -- couldn't find the original Elle reference online. But if Kerry is hospitalized in the next few days, it would certainly lend some truth to today's big story.
Well, you know, he has been away for a few days, resting his throat apparently.
He probably won't lose the presidency over this (and there are so many better reasons not to vote for him anyway) but it would lose him his golden Heinz 57 parachute, and that would be even worse for him.
kerry +bimbo just doesn't have the legs of bush+AWOL. Wotta difference 24 hrs makes.
Wait... maim... Botox... cheating...
She caught him cheating, and injected him with Botox as retributive maiming! It ties all the threads together!
