Thus spake the big time desserter.

I'm so sorry...

Michael Moore is a joke. Nothing to see - move along...

Oh Joe, that's priceless.

Would Moore have called Gen. Clark 'an honest and decent man' back when the General was a Republican who supported the war and said there probably were ties between Saddam and al Qaeda?

General who? General Mills?

Eeeewwww, Mickey Moore is icky!

I would have chosen "Stupid White Endorsement" for the headline, myself. And I would not have had the self-restraint of Vodkapundit in posting this quote; I would have definitely wondered aloud how Michael Moore, of all people, knows what the words "decent" and "honest" mean, much less how he would recognize these qualities if he saw them.

Michael Moore's so insincerely populist, when he sits around the house, he sits around the house!

Wait, hang on...got my Genuine Criticism wires crossed with my ad hominem wires...

I can't do better now than my Halloween epitaph:

Buried beneath this mountaintop
Lies Moore - Called to the skies
A simple box for Michael's bones
The mountain for his lies

I'd like to see Michael Moore debate Jenny Craig.

Wasn't there a movie recently called "Big Fat Liat"?

Moore has endorsed Clark, forgiving him for being in charge of the "misguided, ruthless -- and, yes, cowardly -- attack" on Kosovo, saying, "What are a couple of 'children who were blown to bits' between friends?"

I have been wondering when Moore will have his "Dusty Rhodes" moment, saying what he really thinks of his customers and driving them off. Then I realized it wouldn't matter--they would still love him no matter what he says.