Man, I loved my late 20s and early 30s. Loved them.
I'd finally gotten good at being a bachelor. I had the nicely-decked-out-yet-still-masculine Bachelor Pad. I'd finally learned how to cook and clean and dress like a grown up. I had the cool car, and had even finally gotten over my natural shyness.
I was pretty much the "After" picture in an especially effective episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy -- the ultimate Toxic Bachelor.
Now, I'm happier. Now, I'm married and want children. Now they finally come up with this?
Come now, honestly, did you expect anything less? Silly Man.
So I should be EXCITED I turn 25 on Sunday?
Hmmn, link isn't working for me. Just what is this miracle device?
And damn you for that link to Word-Spy. Talk about a massive time-sink!
Yes, but what about STDs?
There's a much better technology that's now finally coming 'to market' after years of neglect. It's a non-hormonal injection that produces permanent sterility but is fully and quickly reversible. See http://www.healthlibrary.com/news/news22dec/story18.htm
I imagine that this will be about as effective as telling women "Yeah, baby, I got a vasectomy!"
