Re-hanging bi-fold doors, and getting them to hang true, proves that God can be a mean S.O.B.
Wait til you put toys together. You'll look upon hanging doors as child's play.
There's a reason Trickster gods are in every pantheon.
Hold on a sec. I thought you were an atheist. Uh-oh. You know what that means, don't you? Maybe the problem with the bi-fold doors mean that God's decided not to believe in you?