Write It and They Will Come
Posted by Stephen Green · 22 November 2002
I really don't have the heart (well, stomach) to write the whole thing, but the first line of the TV promo running through my head goes:
Coming in January on Fox! Celebrity Baby-Dangling!
Maybe Dan or Steve will tackle it.
I tried to give it a whack, but I ended up picking out an appropriate animated mascot and caption.
I can't decide if Michale Jackson should face Peewee Herman or Joey Buttafuoco in the championship bout.
