I just got an e-mail from four ex-Palestinian Authority policemen. They say that they are holding your 500,000 hit screenshot hostage, and they won't release it until they get their jobs back.

Steven:

No honorable mention for being the 499,999th?

Before you say it, I know, I didn't even send a screenshot of 499,999. either.

No soup for me!

Lance
"close only counts in horseshoes and thermonuclear weapons"
Durbin

Yeah, well, how about calling off your thugs! Just as I was about to hit print screen when a Vodkapundit "observer" got into the cubicle with me and hit the re-set button!

I'm pissed and I will get my pound of flesh! But first I'm going after your brother!
(by the way, who would that be?)

Disenfranchised and not going to take it anymore!

I HAD IT, but my server crashed at that very moment. Honest.

I wouldn't lie to you. Send me my prize.

Unlike Lance, I _do_ have a screenshot:

http://www.ritcey.com/vp499.jpg

and the otherside, too:

http://www.ritcey.com/vp502.jpg

Almost doesn't count? =)