Damn, my G.I. Joe's never had anything that cool.

If my youngest wasn't a jr in hs, this would be on my Christmas list! Dang, when do the grandchildren come? Hey Stephen, get ready for that question.

Not cool. Not one bit. I assume (I know-- an ass of u & me) you are all joking and are taking as much time to write JC Penney and other stores that carry this monstrosity as you are writing witty comments.

I see that the egregious Justin Raimondo wastes no time in deploying the fearsome 'chickenblogger' attack.

This thing is one of the funniest I have seen in ages. I am seriously thinking of emailing J. C. Penney to let them know they gave me a full-on belly laugh. I am still chuckling at the thought of all the bleeding hearts having an attack of the vapours.

I predict that this will be the acme of kitsch collectibles in about 20 years time.

I had to shut down the comments section on the post today (9/30) because it turned into a major auto da fe thanks to Justin and his cheering section.

I agree with David: Command Post is going to be a collector's item someday. And regardless of what anyone says, it's funny.

I wonder if Lockheed and Northrop get any of their ideas from Mattel and Hasbro...