Shop Talk
Posted by Stephen Green · 25 September 2002
Vote for Laurence. He wants the damn job. Also, he has a platform with nifty bullet points, some of which he probably came up with while actually on his meds.
Or Jarvis. Or for a Jenna Jameson/Britney Spears ticket. (Insert your own "top of the ticket" joke here.) (Insert your own "insert" joke here.)
Those best suited to serve are the ones least likely to want to.
More succinctly: you're drafted, VP.
