Success to your home improvement plans, and I hope the instructions will be accurate, complete, and understandable (I have had to deal with instructions that were lacking in one or more of those areas).

Ah! Did you get Press credentials?

Mmm. Sounds like fun. BTW, I love Vodka flavored Ice Cream...

Hey! It's been eleven hours - I think our host was in the closet when the doors were installed. Anyone in the area want to drop by his house and listen for a thumping sound? Listen closely - by now he's bound to be rather weak.

Maybe, Jim, he's run away with Hanan

You'd like us to think is was an accident, wouldn't you Lileks?

(Hoping for a murder mystery where all the major bloggers are suspects.)

losing credibility mr green

Poor bastard

No-one ever told him origin of the Crucifixion portrayals was actually lifted from the warning page of an early aramaic Ikea catalogue.

Too late now.

Can I have the Barbecue?

I saw the local tv coverage.

The anti-Islamist protestors outnumbered the pro-Palestinian protestors.

The most striking protestor was a young girl with black tape over her mouth and a sign saying "Let Her Speak," as if someone were trying to stop Ashrawi from speaking.

Very dramatic, but a complete lie.

I looked at the "Panels and Panelists" list on the site for the Colorado College symposium, and I have a question: what's so new about world disorder?

Also, I think another panel should be added: Tinhorn Dictatorial Thuggery and the Causes of Poverty.

Stephen, you should have bought the pre-hung doors.

Hey we need pics of the tape-mouthed twit. Gotta make sure she doesn't become part of any gene-replication partnerships...